2. I WILL RESPECT YOU IN THE MORNING.
3. THE CHECK REALLY IS IN THE MAIL.
4. CALL THE IRS FOR YOUR TAX ASSISTANCE
5. FREE SEX
6. YOUR ATTORNEY WILL ASSIST IN YOUR DIVORCE.
7. YOUR HEALTH CARE WILL PROTECT YOU FOREVER.
8. WE CAN APPLY TO THE GOVERNMENT FOR MONEY.
9, I WANT MY COLLEGE TUITION BILLS PAID OFF BY
THE GOVERNMENT.
10. BILL CLINTON HAS TAKEN A VOW OF CHASTITY
11. OBAMA SECRETLY CARRIES GUNS.
12. THE WAR OF THE SEXES WILL END WITH GLORIA STEINHEM'
AND BRUCE WILLIS MAKE OUT TOGETHER ON THE SOUTH
LAWN OF THE WHITE HOUSE ON A SERTA AT NOON DAY JULY 4TH
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