AMERICAN MYTHS

1. GOVERNMENT HAS ALL THE ANSWERS
2. I WILL RESPECT YOU IN THE MORNING.
3. THE CHECK REALLY IS IN THE MAIL.
4. CALL THE IRS FOR YOUR TAX ASSISTANCE
5. FREE SEX
6. YOUR ATTORNEY WILL ASSIST IN YOUR DIVORCE.
7.  YOUR HEALTH CARE WILL PROTECT YOU FOREVER.
8.  WE CAN APPLY TO THE GOVERNMENT FOR MONEY.
9,  I WANT MY COLLEGE TUITION BILLS PAID OFF BY
        THE GOVERNMENT.
10. BILL CLINTON HAS TAKEN A VOW OF CHASTITY
11. OBAMA SECRETLY CARRIES GUNS.
12. THE WAR OF THE SEXES WILL END WITH GLORIA STEINHEM'
       AND BRUCE WILLIS MAKE OUT TOGETHER ON THE SOUTH
       LAWN OF THE WHITE HOUSE ON A SERTA AT NOON DAY JULY 4TH
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Bill and Hillary Clinton, "back to the future"

" In the 1994 State of the Union Speech, he happily appropriated what had long been Republican issues: speaking with feeling on crime and VALUES. People said, he looked Good
     And I agreed. In fact...in struck me he that he was a better actor than my old boss, Ronald Reagan. - thoroughly engaged by the text, emoting with ease, showing that jaw, glistening eyes. I can't tell you how much I enjoyed, in those days after the speech, telling Democrats, "Your guy - He's just...an actor!!." It was fun - made 'em crazy. He was radiating a greater sense of competence......Peggy Noonan, speech Writer from her book  " Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
     All this from Mr. Clinton just 20 years ago. And now, just two years short of the crowning of Mrs Clinton, we get the same show, all over again. Act 3.
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